Monday 15 October 2012

Aluu - What The Devil Told God

They stripped them naked, led them through the town, beat them with large boulders to within an inch of their lives, put tyres round their necks, poured petrol on them and proceeded to set them ablaze. KAI!!

For hours after seeing that video, I felt nauseated and really sick to my stomach, sudden weakness came upon me, my brain went foggy and my vision blurry. I wondered what on earth could give people the “liver” to dehumanize their fellow humans so.

Then, like a thunderbolt, it struck me. Silly me! It must be the devil! Yes! Who else could it have been?? Having convinced myself that I had unmasked the real culprit behind this unimaginable travesty, I d to lie down to rest...........because, like I said, I was overwhelmingly weak.

Am not so sure now whether I dozed off or not but what am absolutely sure of is that I saw him. Do I really mean that?? Of course, like hell I do!! I saw the devil. Just like in the days of Job, the sons of God had come to present themselves before God and exactly like in the days of Job, the devil tagged along.
They took turns in addressing the almighty when it was the devil’s turn, he fell before God and this is what he said
                       “Lord God (that’s right, Satan calls him Lord), thou art gracious and just, 
                  a lot of fingers are pointing at me, blaming me for the killings at Aluu. They 
                  can say what they like but I’ve come to settle with you.
                       Lord, you’re omniscient, you’re all-knowing and you know I had nothing 
                 to do with what happened on that fateful day. Am sure you know that on the 
                day in question, I was not even in Nigeria. I was away in the Middle East 
                instigating the Arabs to riot.
                      I was completely oblivious of the killings until I saw it on youtube and
               I was outraged. To say the least, I am amazed at the level of callousness, 
               wickedness and depravity those Nigerians have been exhibiting lately. 
                     To be perfectly honest, i flinched when that big stone came upon that 
               boy’s head, I gasped when they struck them with those big sticks and I just 
               could not hold back the tears when they were set ablaze. As a matter of fact,
               am not going back to that damned country. Those Nigerians made me cry, 
               they are wicked enough on their own
                      Like I said, Lord, I just came to settle issues with you.”

I jerked up, not certain if I had been awake the whole time or I had just awoken but one thing was certain, I blamed those animals who savagely lynched those hapless boys.  I didn’t blame the devil anymore. How could I?? The dude had denounced them outright.

My prayer is that God will punish them, those bastards. May they die much more horrific deaths. When they die, may the ground reject them and dogs feast on their carcasses. AMEN!!!

Am pretty sure the Almighty will be surprised getting this kind of request from me. I have never prayed like this, even for my enemies. Am positive he’ll answer me, someone has to pay for this injustice.